desistrology

chat post

a few things you probably did not know about the signs

• aries:
  even though they don't express it frequently, they constantly crave attention from the people they care about and feel neglected/disliked if they don't receive that attention
• taurus:
  they're incredibly secretive; even if it seems like they're talking a lot and opening up to you, you will never know the whole story bc they'll never let you know the whole story - only random parts of it
• gemini:
  very aware of what makes other people happy and of how to cheer them up - actually surprisingly good at comforting people if they care about them enough
• cancer:
  even if they seem quiet and reserved on the outside theyre actually completely crazy once you get to know them and it's almost scary tbh
• leo:
  100% ready to help you out through any crap you're going through and are likely to kill someone for you if you need it
• virgo:
  they have a rly dorky sense of humour and even though their jokes are usually the lame they'll always be there to pick you up when you're having a bad day
• libra:
  not rly nice and nurturing to EVERYONE (like zodiac posts make them seem), actually VERY selective about their friends and gives them the realest advice without ever sugarcoating anything
• scorpio:
  too perceptive, even if they don't point it out they can tell when something's wrong before you've even decided to tell them
• sagittarius:
  even though they're outgoing and usually manage to get along with different kinds of people, they have only a very small number of true friends who they are ridiculously loyal to
• capricorn:
  they are veeeeery picky, especially when it comes to friends and the people they trust - even if they seem very impressed with you they might be just acting polite while judging u on the inside lmao
• aquarius:
  they aren't unemotional, they probably do care about you a lot but just don't know how to show it
• pisces:
  they let themselves get dragged through the dirt all the time and even if you treat them like crap they pretend they're okay when they're not and do literally whatever they can to help you and make you happy